Blabber

I have too many thoughts in mind, so many that I can't seem to pick one to blog on.

So, I'll just share some real stupid stuff.

At home, just a few minutes ago...

Esther: (Holds a pencil and a KFC Chicky Club notepad) Jiejie, how do you spell TORNADO?
Me: T-O-R-N-A-D-O
(A while later...)
Esther: (clips the Chicky Club paper written with TORNADO onto her nose) Look! Tornado!

Don't get it? So do I. I laughed cos it was SO tangential.

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In the HR on Thursday night...

Joey: Daph, you're eating an apple?
Me: (munches on a crunchy South African Fuji) Yeah. No apple, no shit.

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In the AVA room during Social Studies period...

(A dubious size 11 shoe was being passed around the class.)
Me: XXX, pass me that shoe. (takes the shoe) Who's behind this?
Some students: YYY!
Me: (Glares) See me after school.
(I brought the shoe to the teacher's table.
I chuckled to myself: TEE HEE! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR SHOE. LET'S SEE HOW YOU STAY HALF-SHOELESS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.)
Before the period ended, this sneaky YYY sneaked the shoe back.
Dang. What a letdown.

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At my tuition kid's house...

Me: So you shall do the MCQs on this chapter.
Kid: Okay.
( A few moments later...)
Kid: (Sings a tad off-key, while writing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
(He stops, and starts again) Happy birthday..
(Changes song) I see your truuuue colours shining throuuuugh...

I was greatly amused by the subconscious off-key singing of random songs.

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In the classroom...

Some adorable little boys: Miss Tan, hello! We are your fans!
Me: (Amused) Yeah ok...Can you please turn the volume up? The classroom is very warm today.

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Pardon me for my self-entertainment, haha.